A new entity emerges...

As the Adhaalath rapidly loses its fanbase as their crimes become apparent; a new entity has arrived on the scene to fill the void many of the older, senile and conservative citizens of this wretched country demand in order to exist in a "koufaa-free-zone".

The entity is Jammiyathul-Salaf; and it is with much surprise I must admit that I have no information whatsoever about this group, except for the fact that they have the same limelight as the early Adhaalath party. Thank the Creator, for the ipods and those discreet headphones; I am able to survive while the rest of the conservatives drool and fawn over them like drug addicts kissing up to the drug dealer with the cheapest rates.

I will be investigating this new force - an honest group?. A new front for the Adhaalath?.

Flying ground-up glass is fun.

Fuck yeah, I knew it would rain sooner or later!. In preparation for this wonderful blessing, I have been busy constructing a series of composite cement and ground glass barriers on the windows of where those foreigners live - they'll get a lovely surprise if they try breaking the cemented cast... hahaha!.

The barrier is holding up very nicely, and after cleaning up the roof from all the cigarette butts, the lints and shoes;- here I stand back and watch as the water tanks fill up with rainwater. No more buying overcharged water from shops, hah hah hah!.

Heh, they say we will never get Allah's blessing - but the way I see it, this place is too congested to collect rainwater without the risk of it being contaminated by borderless roof hoppers or just plain disregarded to rain due to classical Maldivian laziness.

Lol.

Today is a sad day. Our dear friend, Ibn Khattab (no, not the Chechen guy, the Maldivian wannabe one) has just snapped, and decided that it would be better to shut out all debate, because it is quite clear I have figured out what he wanted to hide the most. This incident has convinced me that everything I have said to him was completely true. If the theory of how they were running a scam in order to drain the nation's lifeblood by their so-called Jihad was false, they would have merely explained that such a thing was impossible. I would have then rested my case and admitted defeat.

Instead, they have marked themselves guilty with this delightful post cautioning against debate (and quoted some random Arabic names.), and promoting dumb obedience. Yes, I know you "go outside of yourself" - you've done that on my chatbox. You, a "good muslim" urging me to fornicate, in the name of Allah. The irony of this is so delicious, I must order a delicious cake (tm).
I was hoping he would turn out to be a worthy debater. He started out great, much like that Freud wannabe guy, but in the end, he was defeated. He has served his purpose magnificiently, though. Now, thanks to him - we now know.

1. They intend to subvert the nation, and enslave us to feed their massive war effort agreed upon the secret Arab-Israeli pact. The infected do not see their children as inheritors of the state - rather as breeding animals in their goat herd. They are a threat to the nation;- and must be exterminated.
   
   
2. They do not see the value of a human on intelligence, valor, loyalty - but rather on how well the person can quote a random Arabic line, then append some names and/or numbers to it. Such people, who demean strength and beauty are an abomination against humanity, and do not deserve to exist.

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@Yaamyn: There is no such thing as a "proactive" extremist. They may pretend otherwise, but they are all the same - weak scum who use ad hominem attacks when they run out of logical arguments. (And how quickly they run out!) They have made it clear they intend to whore out the future inheritors of the State to further their own profitable enterprise, hiding their detestable crimes against all Maldivians with the nice wording such as "Islamic Brotherhood."

So, I will let him bark all he wants, for now. For it is quite clear for anyone with common sense; that the shriek of the 30-inch white phosphorus bomb will always be louder than even the hissing and barking of even a hundred propaganda mouthpieces.

Farewell, Ibn Khattab. Please, be sure to enjoy the death camps I will have constructed for your ilk. Don't be sad - you won't be dying alone. I'll be sure to record your delectable agony for youtube. And listening to the delightful screams of horror oozing from your last breath, every one of your fellow international profiteers will know their fate.

Michael Jackson is dead!.

HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGH!
*AHEMBRHMBRM*

You know, converting to Islam looks hazardous. Damn, those fundie muslims who were crowing about Michael Jackson converting to Islam and singing Nasheeds and Salawat (and what other weird arab names they have for music) must be feeling stupid right now. This is a killer blow to all those fundies who claimed that he had converted to islam and was living in Qatar or something. That, or Michael Jackson has learned the secret of teleporting at will!. I bet when those guys told him he had to get circumcised for the free CP, he must've gotten a fit of cardiac arrest... lol.

Aaanyways.

I'm not shooping, people.

Well, I was working on some videogame stuff when I got this news... Well, I dont want to be bothered right now so I'll leave you all with YET ANOTHER HORRIBLE MSPAINT PICTURE.


Now THIS is someone who was "loved the world over". That curry nigger Ishmeet Singh won't rate up to this guy in terms of people going OMGHEISHDED!!!. Hell, all the major news lines are there!. Even CNN!. Hah!.

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Well, he's dead - but he served his purpose. He has exposed a weak point in the "invincible haabee propaganda machine" in death.


Meanwhile... in the propaganda lab of the evil Zionist Arabs...

Lolcow detected.

http://islammaldives.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/maldivianextremists/#comment-63

Get this. This guy said Nationalism is against Islam.

Man, I really have to thank him for the fine entertainment he's provided, though. When I'm dictator, I should authorize the release of Ibn Khattab Brand punching bags. Rofl. I didn't think it would be so easy to get a confession out of him. Sure, he went and denied all the charges. And then, at the very end, admitted to it all.

I suppose I should reward him for his trouble.

Happy birthday to me. Here, I light another candle in memory of an year of war.

"You and what army", they said.

The Army of the United States of America.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!.

Hmph, "islamic justice", I suppose?.

http://www.minivannews.com/news_detail.php?id=6593

I'll bet the judge was high on morphine, drunk on sula shiraaz and smirnoff and a haabee, all at once. Ooh, and here comes their defense. "They are good people who are actively taking care of their families. Without them, how could the family survive?". Blah. Typical haabee defense.

Well, it's not a completely depressing report, though.

"In July 2007, five girls aged 11 to 19 from Baa atoll Goidhoo were reportedly sexually abused by their Qu'ran teacher, Ali Rasheed. After months at court, he was freed and continues to live on the same island as his victims." I suppose I must thank them for posting the dox of a priority target. An atoll name, an island name, an occupation and a name is good enough ID for a fast assassination run.

It's time for justice. And no, I don't mean pansy ass court justice, or the "giyaamath" that the haabees console their miserable children with. But real firepower. Sure, I understand that the only ones "protected" in this country is the bad guys. But let me ask you this. Can the kevlar vest, bulletproof cars and the constitution stand up against a high-velocity earth penetrating weapon?. I think not.