I stick by my guns.

....and repeat my statement. These haabees have never "got any" in their youth, and upon getting their imagined "power" in Maldives, they have started a program of genocide against our women, in order to prevent others from enjoying what they failed to achieve.

That's what seems to be the case in Addu nowadays. Addu, once the home of promiscuous, pretty girls who are excellent economists and doesn't afraid of anything, has fallen into some dark times. Some nigger-scholars from Africa seem to be spreading the Arab mandate of converting our women to dumb fuck toys with one task; serve as breeding machines for the Arab War Machine. The arrogance of these sand monkeys know no bounds, it seems; they are actively promoting violence, abuse against women and children and even female genital mutilation in the name of their filthy "religion".

Female Genital Mutilation is often done by removal of the clitoris from the woman's vagina. (It is akin to removing the head of the penis, for all you people who just can't visualize what I just said.) - now imagine it being done without no professional surgeon or anesthetic at hand - just some bearded desert monkey overseeing the entire, messy operation... probably cackling with delight and masturbating furiously at the entire spectacle.

Despite the fact that the Quran has never called for this practice, the ever-expanding petroleum-fueled criminals have successfully "integrated" this practice into their "Ideal Islamic Culture". According to some sources, this "clitodermy" - removing a girls clit, completely ruins the experience of sex. The purpose of this is to remove "sexual desires" from the victim by rendering her unable to "enjoy" what they consider "sinful actions" such as masturbation, and sexual intercourse, and combined with the rest of the abuse and neglect that they dish out so nonchalantly, practically turn her into a "soulless breeding slave", whose only purpose is to crank out little fetuses to fuel the mutually-agreed "false wars" conducted by the Arabs and Israelis, as well as breed more recruits to join "jihad" organizations which are formed for the one purpose of terrorizing, bullying and blackmailing helpless rurals into obeying their Islamic overlords.

This practice is being infiltrated to all Arab-controlled colonies in an effort to intensify the Middle-Eastern conflict and play up the old "Christian/Muslim rivalry" for the blind sheep. The resulting rising oil prices mean that the Arabs and their friends profit from these wars.

I find that replying to those who promote these sick crimes against our children and our race with a hail of hot lead is much more satisfying than having a "rational, peaceful discussion" with them, especially because it'll just lead to the same situation - upon losing their last argument, they'll pull out a scimitar out of their camel's ass and threaten to kill you, rape/enslave your family and plunder your house. What better way to cut the fight in the bud than to go lolgenocide on them?.

PS: Sorry for not updating so often. I'm not dead yet - some girl who lived next door gave me a videogame I was looking around for a long time. Scarface.

Dammit, now I have the OST stuck in my head and I want to buy a black sedan, and then drive in and mow down a bunch of Islamic mercenary rioters with a tommy gun - all the while headbanging to "PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT" by Paul Engemann.

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Shadowrunner's weekly cooking show!.

Some time back, I found a cookbook out in the trash in one of my coffee-fueled night wanderings; and amongst the few readable pages in it, I found something that would revolutionize my late-night adventures. That's right, after insane experimenting and risk-taking, I have perfected what can only be called a "high-octane rocket fuel" for night owls like me.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE DELAYED EXHAUSTION, DEPRESSION AND LETHARGY IF CONSUMED IN EXCESS.

Without further ado, let get this show on the road!.

First, we shall make the reagent of this marvelous new fuel; for this, we need the following ingredients.

300 ml tomato juice.
a dash of Worcestershire Sauce
1 small red chilli, deseeded and chopped.
1 sliced spring onion.
6 ice cubes.

First, we put the tomato juice and Worcestershire Sauce into a food processor and we blend gently it until it is smooth!. While it's working, we shall crush the ice cubes - by the time you're done, it's time to add the chopped chilli and the spring onion slices and the crushed ice cubes in the processor. Zut Alor!. And then we blend it until a bright red consistency has been achieved!. Voila, the reagent is complete!.

Pour this into a tall glass, and keep it chilled.

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Now, we move on to the energy source; boosted expresso!.

We shall need...
A cup of steamy, high grade black coffee. (Get something with caffeine)
3 teaspoonfuls of Black Opium (you can use Red Bull if you didn't stockpile.)
5 teaspoonfuls of refined sugar (you can replace this with 5 tspns of glucose.)
A bar of solid chocolate. (keep this handy)

Pour the hot coffee into a food processor and drip the Black Opium in. Once that is done, start pouring the sugar/glucose into the coffee - gently; you want the sugar to float for a bit before going down. Once you are sure that the coffee is saturated, blend it until it is smooth.

Pour this into a coffee mug and serve with the chocolate bar.

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How to consume: First, down the tall glass of liquid fire(the reagent) in one go!. Try not to taste it, if you are the kind that can't handle spicy food. There you go, hard part's done. Now just sit back, put on some rock and roll and dip the chocolate into the syrup that your coffee has mutated into and nom on the chocolate. Enjoy.

In the near future... in the Maldives just next door...

DEMOCRACY WARS.

It is a time of great change for the
Pizza House Clans. With the death of
Windows 98-tan, the Great Leader has
passed orders that will bring an election to
decide the next Champion Lord of the Pizza House.

The two chosen, Windows 2000-tan and Windows
XP-tan have both declared their wish to be the successor of
the noble Pizza House Legacy. On the 5th of December, the
voting will begin to decide who will become the successor
of the Pizza House Clan. Both sides have incredible support and
enjoy a large fan following. Both sides promise tits for voters.

The battle to decide the new Champion of the Pizza House
Clan has begun!. Also.... LOL DEMOCRACY!!!!. ALSO; DONGS.

Contestant 1: Windows 2000-tan

Contestant#2: Windows XP-tan


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We are gathered here...

...To say our last goodbyes to a great champion of liberty and freedom. She served the Imperial Army heroically in several campaigns, bringing honor and victory to us. She led our newly-formed storm trooper units to their first victory in the First Rebellion, served with the special forces during The CHSE Uprising, fought through the Bloody Years and when it seemed that all was lost in that dreary day of infamy, she blazed a path to victory in the Last Hurrah, breaking the back of the vaunted "invincible army" of Maldives - with nothing but a platoon of 36 dedicated soldiers (the legendary White Viper unit); and changing the direction of the War in our favor. We would not be here without your noble, heroic actions; and for that, we are truly thankful. Our loss only stands to remind us that of all the enemies we face, time is the cruelest of them all. Nevertheless, we shall never give up against the new enemies that have arrived - with new hope, and new heroes; we shall face them without fear, and we will wrest victory, to honor your name.

Time marches on, and she has shown us the importance of looking to the future;- in her memory, we shall stoically move onwards for the glory of the Empire, certain that her heroic spirit will guard us from harm, and guide us to a new era. Windows 98-tan is survived by Windows 2000-tan and Windows XP-tan... both are soldiers of distinction and honor who has proven themselves great allies to our cause. But we must remember, that to stagnate and rot in sadness would be an insult to the heroic deeds of Windows 98-tan; rather, she has given us the chance to move further onwards to glory. She can rest in peace if she is certain that we will not hesitate to stop with her death, but to continue to uphold the legacy of victory and glory she has given us. This is our duty as citizens of the Empire - we shall march forwards, and immortalize the great deeds of our people.

So, thank you, Windows98-tan - for your heroic deeds, for your companionship and your unwavering courage; you are gone, but the memories will always remain in our hearts - May your pocky box never lose it's powers of flight; May the light shine for ever!. Long live Windows 98-tan!. Long live liberty!. Long live the Empire!.

R.I.P
Windows 98-tan
2002-2009

Shadowrunner has Swine flu. :(

At first I was like


But then I was like.

Billions of billious, blue blistering barnacles!. Unmitigated disaster!. The very worst that could be possibly happen!. Not that I didn't take any safeguarding procedures, mind you... Or was it me falling asleep in teh worng part of town while out salvaging for spare parts?. The thing is, I'll never know...

Raised the alert level and quarantined myself in my command bunker...else I shall procure some Chocolax and do a kamikaze raid on the MoIA/Islamic Foundation!. Actually, that's why I was away from blogging nowadays. Lame-ass way to go, huh?. LOL. Yeah - if I do kick the bucket from this bug, I probably deserve to get laughed at.

PS: Swine-flu is a viral bug; If I live through this, I'll pretty much be immune to it all.

Eureka!. I've discovered DIY Absolution!

I've found it!. Now I finally understand why these so-called Muslims can go around with their disgusting crimes!. Such a simple solution, crude in a way - but yet elegant!.

We're all used to laughing at those scenes in movies of the priest laying down his hand upon the sinner's forehead and going something to the effect of "Dominus noster Jesus Christus te absolvat; et ego auctoritate ipsius te absolvo ab omni vinculo excommunicationis (suspensionis) et interdicti in quantum possum et tu indiges. Deinde, ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen." - this was used as the basis on how those darned Christians could have all the fun without a care in the world. We were long-told that Muslims, lacking such a convenient clergy - were bound to a life of goodness, dullness and anti-lulz.

This scientific discovery, brought forth by one of our very own genius researchers, promises to change the way Muslims will live for ever. The discovery of an absolution system geared for Muslims. You heard that right - the allmighty clergy of Islam (Adhaalath and Islamic Foundation) have brought forth an absolution system for all you sinful Maldivians!. Sure, it's a bit less stranger than going into a confessional, handing the priest a few greenbacks and having him go all Latin on your ass. - but it works!. Shaheem, the Adhaalath mouthpiece has confirmed the use of this new system in a religious information distribution program last night on 11:20PM, of Nov 25. Since the almighty clergy of Islam said it, it MUST be true. Disregard any conflicting statements in the Quran and Hadith!. They know best!.

Here's what you do; On the night before Arafaat, you stuff yourself like a pig. Eat, eat, eat!. Then proceed to have a dance party with your boyfriends and girlfriends until the wee hours of the night, in which you'll eat more, dance more (and even fuck more) until you're utterly tired!. Remember to eat your last bite BEFORE 4:30 AM in the morning to be safe!. As the dawn prayer sounds, bid good day to your dancing, eating and sexual partners and do the prayers. Then, you can sleep all day until sunset; upon sunset, you must break your fast.

"Voilà!."

All your sins from last year, and the sins you will do on this year is ABSOLVED!. Remember - this will only work if you fast on Arafaat day. If you miss this day, you're SCREWED!. Now you can mimic our cultural masters and go around looting, killing, raping and overall being a classic Arab douchebag!. Heck, you can stick your hand into a camel's butthole and all your Arab friends will consider you a gifted mechanic! And don't worry if a patriot decides to end your sinful life - you'll be brought straight to heaven, where you can engage in every filthy desert arab's wet dreams for ever!. Milk, honey, gold, more bling and always-virgin bitches galore!. As a special bonus, Allah will be poking his gigantic jew nose at you from the sky as clearly as the full moon on a clear night!.

So.... I bid all my dear readers a happy Eid. Sin all you want; it'll be absolved next year - just DON'T mess up the dates and you'll be fine.

PS: Attention, any Christians reading my blog: I used an audio source to write my Latin - I'm sorry if I fouled it up anywhere. Thanks.

Often, I get told to "respect the law".

And here, I will reply.

A law that renders me, a loyal Maldivian and into a stateless refugee. But, that very law is the one that gives the green light for child abusers to go with their wicked business, in the name of "Islamic law". It is said that it is necessary to give respect to earn respect - something that these so-called "lawmakers" need to get the hang of.



"A man who has married a child in a way the marriage is recognised by Islamic law, and after the marriage; the man who has has performed any sexual acts with the 'married' girl will not be found guilty."

This new "amendment" is practically asking to get loopholed. These "Islamic lawmakers" are practically reversing every key decision made on "no more" rallies; and making a mockery out of our every effort to cleanse and purge our country of these race-killers and interlopers.

If this "law" and "constitution" of Maldives will keep on bending over and making a laughingstock of itself to please the evil Arab overlords and their criminal allies, and all the while dishing out unthinkable injustice and cruelty over the helpless citizens of the country; why should I bother respecting this so-called "law"?.

If a country cannot protect their own citizens from foreign oppression and exploitation, then they don't deserve to be called countries. They are called colonies. I am a Maldivian, and I do not need to obey laws pushed by the enemy Arab overlords; I bear no loyalty to the so-called "laws" made by these criminal pedo enablers - rather, my loyalty is to the citizens, and the land.

And to those who will nefariously spam my comment box with links of (probably shooped) British and Bulgarian news reporting underage marriage/birth/rape... I'll ask you this; If the Brits do it, are we compelled to do so as well?. If Josef Fritzl just broke the sick fuck record, are we to mutely follow suit?.