Zero Hour.

In A.D. 2009...
War was beginning.
Anni: What happen ?
Ahmed Shaheed: Somebody set up us the coup d' etat!.
Mariya: We get signal.
Anni: What!
Mariya: Main screen turn on.
Anni: It's you!!
DRP: How are you gentlemen !!
DRP: All your base are belong to us.
DRP: You are on the way to destruction.
Anni: What you say!!
DRP: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DRP: Ha ha ha ha ....
Ahmed Shaheed: Captain!!
Anni: Take off every 'Special Operatives'!!
Anni: You know what you doing.
Anni: Move 'ZIG'!!.
Anni: For great justice.

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The day is half over and I bought sand bags, guns, ammo, blasting caps and even a cannister of propane gas for the occasion of DRP's touted "democracy in action". Hmph, it's their leader's greed that led to these drastic belt-tightening measures. Why should they complain?. Blah.

So far, the day is turning out to be a disappointment. No city-wide riots, no "state of emergency", not even a single gunshot. Umar "The Oxymoron" Naseer wasn't seen on the streets either. A shame. I had the Ye Olde Spud Cannon loaded and ready to go, too. The only gunshots I heard all day was the sound of (badly)simulated gunfire from the Aces Over Europe copy I was running.

Ah, what can you expect from a bunch of dirty, greedy has-been politicians and their army of weaklings, cowards and criminals?. It is their fault that this country is in the absolute pits. They should understand this fact and commit mass-suicide; this way, they can "serve the country"; by alleviating the congestion problem, giving more room for people who deserve to start families and serving as excellent fish food.

Ah, what a boring day. And I woke up all hopeful and excited about shooting Umar in the face, too.

Oh, oh, and happy Victory Day!.

Caution. STELCO Failure detected...

...Switch to secondary power source immediately.

It looks like the suits in STELCO are finally learning of their place in the technological world. Before anyone considers "protesting" the bill hikes, one must have to look at the technology with which STELCO provided electricity to the "most congested city on Earth.".

Diesel Generators. That's right; the same thing used to power large boats and small communities in the early days of petroleum energy. Those power plants were in vogue in the 1920's for fuck's sake. For a city area ranked among the "Most Congested in the world", having a diesel power plant powering the place is an engineering nightmare. I'm not surprised we have rolling blackouts more. The problem here is - the city of Mal'e has grown exponentially large, that the Utility company STELCO that still use outdated technology can no longer bear the brunt of supplying electricity - especially when the previous regime leaders squandered money that should have been used on development projects.

This is the grim result of the conservative society that eschews change, and the greedy that thrive in such backwardness. While the development of our national infrastructure has been grounded by greedy, money laundering politicians and the whole process of decay allowed to go on by lazy conservatives, only now we hear big talk about "changing the technology" and "infrastructure" - when disaster looks them straight in the eye.. The average, weak-minded conservative Maldivian will probably view profitable ventures as Green energy, modular Nuclear Energy, Resource Management and even the development of newer, high-capacity ports to build up the shipping business and bring revenue as "too hard, can't be assed.".

And that's not all. Compared to a "developed country", Maldives's overall electricity usage is fairly low - when compared to other countries on our "development level". Apparently because many of the the outer islands are STILL stuck in the Great Depression, 1930. It is widely believed that corrupt politicians and businessmen has had a hand in the grinding failure of STELCO.

Quite believable, when they have names like "Jangiya".

Seriously, there was enough money squandered by the Maumoon regime to build small-scale nuclear plants, and even fund a proper infrastructure and development of the islands, without depending on foreign loans. I personally think the so-called "opposition party alliance" need to explain where the money has gone before postulating about "Islam" and "Democracy". It is their mismanagement and greed that has forced the current government to take such massive belt-tightening steps such as reducing the salaries of the civil servants.

Well, I've been watching Maldives spiral lower and lower; Due to this new tariff system that promises uber-high electricity bills, I'll have to add solar panels and build rudimentary homebrew power systems. Sure, people will look at me funny, but it's their loss. I'm the one that'll get the cheap electricity while the primitives flounder when their old, tottering supports give way. There is a reason why the dinosaurs went extinct - and these conservatives have to understand a simple law of existence.

"Either you learn to adapt, or the ever-changing circumstances will break you."

PS: The Last Unicorn was on TV today. The censorship had me foaming at the mouth and whistling into cellphones in order to launch nuclear warheads towards the MoIA.

"Hide the women and children!...

....beardines a-comin' in by the starboard, captain!"

"Gather the cannons and make ready to return fire!."

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That's the train of thought that went through my head when I read this report by KissTheMaldives.

So much for the honeyed promise that they would "investigate this immediately." It's been two months, and the religious conservatives have tried every trick in the grimoire to evade that duty. First, they raised an outcry about "lies and slander" of the whole report. Then, when that failed, they tried to direct the public's attention away from the case by raising a stupidstorm about "churches and temples". And that didn't work either; then they tried to intimidate the guy who reported the incident.

That didn't work so great either.

Despite their great Arab commander, Bilal Screwdriver Philips Abu Americunt's orders that "legalized child marriages", the Ministry of Islamic affairs is slowly but surely being driven to the last resort by an unrelenting public. They even attempted to downplay the whole incident by referring to it as "child bride case.", thus plastering the aura of semi-legality over a case of clear-cut child abuse.



How long are the citizens going to simply stand around and watch as these dirty, self-serving Arab wannabe haabees continue to blithely bless these sick crimes, these social wrongs with the mantle of legality and allow these depraved pedophile race-killers to continue enslaving and raping our women and children, claiming that it is a God-given right?. What will it take for the Maldivian collective to start fighting back?.

These guys need an ultimatum shoved down their throats. "Will you investigate this case, or will you beat around the bush and avoid the question - and get shot in the face?". We don't need a ministry whose job is to hide crimes against our children and procrastinate on investigations. And why was Mohamed Shaheem so nervous, he didn't even give the identity of the criminal?. Was he in on the whole deal?. I bet they all do. The whole lot of them are tied into the high-stakes, big money underworld of child sex slave trade - that's the vibe I'm getting from the behavior of these "Adhaalath Party" flunkies.

I know Anni's trying his best to avoid the bitter potion of conflict, but sometimes, the bitterest medicine can do wonders. The 2002-2003 war years in Maldives, in the early days creation of the MDP is ample proof of this. And the beardies, and the corrupt judiciary truly deserve to be on the receiving end of the public's bloody outrage for allowing these sick crimes against nation, race and State to be carried out. Maldivians today are kept in check by the "Islamic Hegemony Doctrine."; but - the same way Maldivians stood up against Gayoom's hired thugs and the fearsome might of the NSS - once more, history shall repeat itself... Those who dare, will succeed.

Original cartoon taken with permission from Tom Metzger's site.

Concerning the calls for the Death Penalty...

The religious Adhaalath Party has criticised President Mohamed Nasheed for saying the death penalty and amputation should not be included in the revised penal code.

Little do they know that including such harsh, final punishments will be like giving a sword a massive, vorpal blade, and no hilt. Why? Because the justice system in this country is corrupt and inefficient to the core. In this country, rape victims are being punished for "adultery" while the rapists go free. Muggers rampage and steal from the citizens - citizens made defenseless by "the law". Drug dealers do their business a hop, skip and jump away from the Presidential Palace.

And the worst of the lot actually intimidate the police force in order to stay free.

Anni may be a weakling, it's far too clear - he was elected on popular support alone. At least he's putting on a brave face about it and trying his best.

If such harsh punishments (as in Shari'a Law) are implemented, then soon, we shall see groups of people working together to dispose of people they do not see eye-to-eye with.

Some Maldivians today have degenerated to the lowest of the low to achieve their ends and desires. Kidnapping, rape, assault, robbery, etcetera. Some even hide in the guise of Islam to commit their horrific acts. My buddy Yaamyn thinks these guys deserve a REAL death sentence. If they can rob, murder, torture, and gangrape innocent and helpless citizens with impunity, what will stop them from touching a copy of the Koran and swearing to their lies in a "Shari'a" court?. In the end, I believe that it will not lower the crime rate as the religious ones guarantee; instead, Maldives will become the worst example of democracy - mob rule,. headed by mullahs and powered by greed, hatred and corruption - all the evil justified in the Path of Allah.

In the end, Shari'a law depends on witness testimony, overturning everything else in favor of the male witness(es) - if this is not asking for injustice in this wretched country of depraved criminals and liars who will lie upon the word of Allah to get what they want; I don't know what else it is. Cases like this will go unpunished under Shari'a law. In fact, I'm sure the poor old woman in that underlined case would be prosecuted for "opening the door to an unrelated male." under Mullah law. Thus is the imperfection of this so-called "Islamic Justice."

I have deemed it necessary to arm myself with rudimentary lethal weapons for self-defense; my country has become too unsafe to live. Naysayers and peaceniks may say that "taking the law into your own hands" is undemocratic, I see no other way to protect myself from robbers, thieves and thugs - because sometimes it seems to me the law is on their side.

The law may be on their side, but there is no law in the whole world can protect against a high velocity full-metal-jacketed bullet. There is no libtard whining peacenik lawmaker that can scream louder than the supersonic boom of the hyper-velocity missile.

PS: Found Yaamyn's artice; had to plunk down a link too. :P

Anni, rollin' an' trollin'. Dey hatin'.

Once again, our very own Epic Successful Troll, President Anni leaks more pictures of himself onto the interwebs Clad in a skintight wetsuit, Anni crushed the ambitions and wet dreams of several Islamofag sheikhs by collecting over 73 squealing fangirls in LESS THAN A DAY, more than what the beardie lore promised 72 virgins for a "lifetime of good deeds.". In fact, his trolling was so good, even his cabinet ministers were not spared the carnage.


From Left to right: Their thoughts about Anni's awesome trolling.
1) "What has been seen...*dramatic pause*... cannot be unseen."
2) Ze goggles! Zhey do NOTHING!.
3) Shut the fuck up, fat man!.
4) I'm a local. I am in this picture.
5) You guys are pathetic. Geez.

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And now, the evil unfunny groups of old buruga-wearing Druugaai Raaboo Party niggers are busy sitting in their viper's nests and hissing away, butthurt about the President's newest and prolific trolling - that was rumored to reach international audiences. Boo hoo. Theyre just upset because NOOO OOONE TROLLS LIKE NASHEED.

The only thing that could have made this event more epic was if DJ Majeed had accidentally got his leg stuck in a leaky, bloody piece of meat... and a passing white shark takes him out to...for dinner.

There is enough material here to supply an army!.

So yeah, I decided to go to the bank and get me some moneyz because I was in a spending mood; and on my way back, I saw this tiny shop dumping a shitload of cheese cans for sale.

One can for 1 Rf!.

Basically, I offered to buy the whole box. Cost me 30Rf, it did. But man, this is good news for my late-night journeys into the Galaxy.

That's 30 cans of cheese.

Gonna lug this lot to Hulhumale, build a fire and eat toasted cheese sandwiches.

:awesome:

So-called "Muslims" - As bad as right-wing Zionists.

So, yeah; whats with their whining of "diplomatic ties" with like minded nations?. They should be toasting and having their happy sula shiraz orgies because the government is forming diplomatic relationships with like-minded people.

Why are the retarded Islamic extremists so similar to the friendly neighborhood supervillain, ZionMan?. I shall explain.

1) Inane intolerance to all other religions and ideals, check. It's so bad you're supposed to kill anyone who doesn't agree with your beliefs "on sight". Rocks are supposed to tell you where men of other faiths hide, a la Tolkien.

2) Belief that they are the "chosen ones" to rule the world, check. It'd be a risk to put one of each in a room. Knowing them, they'll either kill each other off - or worse, they will co-ordinate and split the world in half.

3) Deaf, dumb and blind to the crimes of their ideological masters, check. From keeping underage concubines to choking off entire cities, these guys are happy to support the will of their masters.

4) Blind obedience required, even when it comes to accepting the sayings of the Prophet as "divinely inspired" or bombing the Gaza Strip with WP-Munitions.

5) Policy of "Disconnect" very similar to Scientology. (No idea why this is here, lol). Both schools of thought do not hesitate to violate the ties of family with their vile propaganda. Children who stray from the rigid path or seek "forbidden knowledge" are disconnected, ostracized and persecuted.

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I personally think that the Israeli war criminals and far-right hardliners will get along with the extremist Muslims very nicely. Both are semite, both are harsh and cruel, both work to destroy their target societies with bombs, drugs, intimidation and propaganda and both serve the international war machine.

PS: If anyone figures out the true purpose of this post, email me. :P